Resumes, jobs part duex.

This Summer I have big plans..

Plans that require more work and no play. I'm in deperate need of play but I can't afford it. Dreaming is what I do best at times, especially during the summer, but reality needs to and will step in.

So where do I start?

With a fucking job! Right? Right.

Well too bad I have the weirdest, most random resume.

 I dream that my summer job would be a paid internship that requires me to get go to free shows, learn about anything worth learning about, meet awesome people and have fun. We all know that won't happen.

 Why? Because my previous work experience list is as follows: Thrift Store Sales Associate, Promoter, babysitter, Boarders Calendar Stand Sales Person, Para-Professional (basically) and Customer Marketing Intern. Oh and I also worked the floor on Black Friday for Aeropostle. This was a great time.........

Anyway, so let's say I want to work at Free People this Summer or at the local mall, will they give me a job? Probably not. My work experience is way to incredibly random. Automatically I won't even be considered.

Anyone want to steer me in the direction of a well payed job for the summer? Because I'm pretty fucking lost.

Sasha Lane