MOCCASINS ARE STUPID

SO STOP WEARING THEM, boys!

Moccasins are the worst "trend"guys can follow. Listen up you hip-scenester, for the sake of breaking my heart, and making me cry blood tears please rethink the next time you decide to put on the Eastern Indian tribe shoes. Leave them for the hunters and traders, they'll put them to good use, I promise. I know it's hard for you to not wear a pair of shoes that are so god damn comfortable but for us ladies, and more importantly for yourself, give them up. I mean, we stopped wearing tracksuits (right?). Next time you're thinking of leaving your house with what looks like flats with sheep in the interior that make your rail thin legs in your skinny jeans look even more stick-like, don't*.

Anyway, here are some alternatives:

If you're not into my suggestions, read this, I guess.

*There ARE exceptions to moccasins. Very few, but they exist.