Thursday, February 14, 2013

COMPARISONS


Growing up it's obvious that you go through different phases, awkward ones, ugly ones, fat ones, and then you blossom...and then you die (I'm just kidding, pipe the fuck down...but seriously, you do die)

The point I'm getting at is, we slowly or quickly age and our bodies change. When that happens we go though constantly getting compared to public figures to describe one another to a friend or possible date. My friend Justin gets compared to every heartthrob I've ever loved, you decide..

These are the people who've I've had the misfortune or privilege  of being compared to:

Pocahontas - A cartoon


Fucking A - got this one so many times growing up. 

Jasmine Richards - Actress (Naturally Sadie)

Natalie Nunn - Reality Star (Bad Girls Club)


 Cassie - Singer



 Sasha Obama - Head kid in charge 


                                              I actually kind of see it...HI MINI-ME...*knock* *knock* Can I crash with you?



Raven Symone - Actress/Singer/Designer - Donna Cabonna, c'mon son

 
Kimora Lee Simons - Designer/Ex Wife/Ex Model

Eva Mendes - Actress/RYGOS GF

                                                              In my wildest dreams, I know - PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

Nicki Minaj - Singer/Rapper/Booty-popper

 
 Naya Rivera - Actress/Singer (Glee)


 Nicole Scherzinger - Singer/Dancer/Annoy-er

                                                                                             Guys, I know. I wish.

*MORE RECENT (out of this world) COMPARISONS *

Persia White - Actress "Girlfriends"


Ke$ha - Singer I guess?/ Glitter piss-er..uhhhhhhhh..."Sasha, you're a wild child"



Katy Perry - Aw c'mon, we all know who she is and I'm sure we all wished we looked half as good as her. I'm thinking it's more the attitude and style? Hm...Thanks anyway.



Danii Phae - Socialite I guess? Maybe I see it a little?


After conducting this list I'm now realizing that majority of these girls are biracial, and I'm not, but HEY, I'll take it - add some mystery. 

Anyway guys, let me know who people compare you too - Good AND bad! 


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