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If you say you don't use spellcheck you're an asshole...and a liar. 

Why not use it? Spell check is great, even when it corrects your name. Use it, like it, love it (even though it tries to convince me that my name is Sara rather then Sasha) 

Wah wah blah blah "I don't even need spell check" GET THE FUCK OUT (<- my new favorite phrase, so freeing, and blunt) 

I know spell check doesn't do all the work for us, but it does most! So stop being a lazy fuck and correct that shit on your own.

WUT

I don't even know where this is going anymore. I'm in class, goodbye.