The Ferry

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The Fucking Ferry
So. Here I am, on the ferry. Praying to God, or whoever that no one steals my iPad. No, I'm not being ignorant, just paranoid (besides I see people eyeing it, so what the fuck am I supposed to think)

It's the end of the week, I'm super tired and the last thing I want to deal with are tourist. I don't have anything against them but if you're a "New Yorker" you know sometimes you just want to push the beautiful, tall, naturally thin, blonde that doesn't notice anyone or anything (WTF is with that, there oblivious to everything around them. It's either Americans have low self esteem or foreigner are just weird..whatever), taking pictures of the "Ferry" sign out of the fucking way and ride the boat in peace.

I know, you know what I'm talking about.

Anyway, the reason I'm stating this is because I found the perfect spot to sit in and here comes a beautiful family being all annoying and cute and fucks it allll up. Normally I wouldn't be rude and get up, instead I would pretend I'm cold by shivering then walk inside. NOT TODAY mother fuckers, I totally walked out..and felt like a bit of an asshole after. Because I lied, I didn't walk out, I stormed out.

I'm sorry.