Ferry Part II

Ferry Part II

So I'm pretty creeped out and flattered at the same time right now.  (i'm on the ferry avoiding this man) I don't know what to think. I don't know how to feel.

 I know we've all heard of the cheesy pick up lines but I'm sure most of us never really experienced them...I have, today.

I mean some guys say the weirdest things to me, but this was pure shit, I mean straight out shit, like typing in "Funny, cheesy pick up lines" on Google shit.

So heres what happened...

I walked in to the Ferry terminal and I was standing by one of the big, uh, poles, I guess..the ones by the garbage cans. I'm waiting for the Ferry to come minding my own fucking business as always and I see a man walking towards me. In my head I'm begging someone/anyone for him not to bother me. He was older, and had Harry Potter glasses on (I'm sure they're prescription).

Soo! He comes up to me and asks "hablas espanol?" and I do, but being an asshole I said "no" followed by making this face -_-

He then starts rambling, and I'm listening to the end of "I'm golden blue" by Sonic Youth not giving a fuck..

 He said "Are you from around here"

Again, being an asshole I said "NO "

he says "Oh, well you need a license"

At this point I'm thinking this guy is nuts, and maybe I should have told the truth when asked if I was from NY, license for fucking what!?

I said "What!?"
He says "you need a license around here to be that lovely"

NO FUCKING WAY
Did he really think that, that was going to work?
I mean, yeah it was sweet, but in the most creepiest way EVER
I just politely started smiling and start giving the "fuck off" vibe
He finally says "ah, you're not into it" and walks away.

He's right, I'm not.

It was embarrassing. People watched and I walked in shame,