Thursday, November 04, 2010

ABC

If you say you don't use spellcheck you're an asshole...and a liar. 
Why not use it? Spell check is great, even when it corrects your name. Use it, like it, love it (even though it tries to convince me that my name is Sara rather then Sasha) 

Wah wah blah blah "I don't even need spell check" GET THE FUCK OUT (<- my new favorite phrase, so freeing, and blunt) 

I know spell check doesn't do all the work for us, but it does most! So stop being a lazy fuck and correct that shit on your own.

WUT

I don't even know where this is going anymore. I'm in class, goodbye. 

Don't Know Why

  IDUHNO

Am I the online who doesn't take Craigslist serious?

I mean, I take the missed connections serious, because they're the funniest thing ever. The posts are cute in the most sickening way ever. Am I right? You know I'm right.

What I'm really talking about is the job postings. We all need jobs, we all need to write a cover letter, resume, y'know the whole sha-bang. Here's where I fuck up almost all the time. I send in the shittiest cover letters and rarely ever fix/change/add on to my resume, and it's not because I'm lazy but because I feel like the job postings are fake. Before I check out the site I think all day about it, "I can't wait to send out my resume to every posting in the world" then when i get to a computer I think "eh, fuck it...it's probably fake anyway"

So someone please tell me, am I wrong? Can I really find a job through Craigslist? How can I ditch the bitch (and by that I mean avoid the scams)?

Maybe I've never been hired because I don't take it seriously, but I'm not sure if I'm supposed to. That's why I'm turning here. I will most likely get crickets. Someone better fucking answer me..please?

...please?


Update: I really want an internship with SPIN magazine, and I. Just realized what I THOUGHT was my resume was really my cover letter to them, and I sent it out to maybe 15 stores. Fuck. My. Life.

Monday, November 01, 2010

I never realized

that great blogs always have points. That being said, this is no great blog. What this is, is me being too crazy to keep a notebook.

U SUCK

You're so sex, you're so drugs


You're so rock and roll, you're so in the moment

You're so self-centered, you're so sad cause

You're so so so so cliché.

Blow me up, fall in love, we are America's favorite choice of drug

Never to late to say
Rest In Peace, Eyedea.