It's the smalls things.

Missing class on the wrong day:

Ever since I was a Limited Too-frizzy-no so little-tut I remember the joys of being absent from class. Getting to watch cartoons all day instead of being trained, and doing pointless assignments. Oh, the fucking joy. It was so great or at least I thought it was until I went to school the next day and some random boy with boogers in his nose would come over and tell me about how fun the trip was. That's when I would quickly think "Oh, fuck. That was yesterday? Shit!" (I developed a vulgar mind at a young age).

Those days were the worst days now we slitourwristbecauseithappenedonmostdays (?). Clearly trying to revise Biggie doesn't always work out for people like me. 

It totally still happens, which fucking sucks. The only difference is instead of missing out to an awesome field trip to the Liberty Science Center I miss out on an exam that is worth 25% of my grade. Fantastic.

Now when I walk into class in hear faint whispers of my fellow peers: "I hope I did good" "I deff got a B"


Poor you! While you passed, I'm getting a zero.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I suck. Some things never change. #foreverforgetful

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In the closet II

After trying so hard to get a decent picture with proper lighting for a camera phone, and a correct angle with these bad boys (I got from my boss) on...

Try #1

Try #2

Try #3...

...I decided to give up, take them off and just snap a quick picture.

I've always wanted a pair of "party shades" with a bands name on them. I don't fucking know why, they're just bomb.

I also really want a Wavves hat, but there's no way I'm reppin' Cali. No way Jose, New York all daaaay! Naw, I really don't care but they're so damn expensive. And well, I'm cheap.


Is there anything you've ever wanted and finally got? Well guess what? I don't give it a fuck...kidding <33 Comment below..

Did I ever mention

How much I love Dakota Fanning?

What a doll! Literally!

My thoughts?

I finally went to Crumbs last night. I also went on the New Jersey transit. My thoughts? I got a cookie dough cupcake, and it was fucking fantastic. As for NJ, it mostly sucks but Hoboken was cute..but still, would never move there or even consider it, although technically I just did?

Strange Love

I have this really weird crush on Snoop Dogg. I'm really not sure why, but it MIGHT be his height? It might be the lyrics to his songs? I mean you really can't get better than

"With so much drama in the l-b-c

Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g

But i, somehow, some way

Keep comin with funky ass shit like every single day

May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah)

And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through

Two in the mornin and the partys still jumpin

Cause my momma aint home

I got bitches in the living room gettin it on

And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)

So what you wanna do, sheeeit

I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too

So turn off the lights and close the doors

But (but what) we don't love them hoes, yeah!

So we gonna smoke a ounce to this

Gs up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this"

I need a guy who will appreciate some Snoop with me.

The absolute worst..

..quality in a picture, but guys, guess what!? My hair is growing. Slowly. But surely. It's finally getting out of that awkward stage. Y'know, the stage right before you can leave it down without styling it..but it's still not quite there. Anyway, I'm still stoked..even though the bottoms are dead, but bottoms ain't gonna tear me up, fuck that! Long hair 2012.



I also purchased, and by purchased I mean downloaded for free, the Kodak Smile Maker app for my iPad...

So. Much. Fun. Download it!

In the closet

I'm sitting in bed being really stoked and giddy about things right now! Anyway I was look through my closet over the weekend to go through all the shit I don't wear anymore..and the shit that I love but just sits or hangs in my closet. I have a selection of funny, gross, weird things but two that I thought I'd share are:

You'll have to tilt your head, I'm too lazy to crop, and rotate. Anyway I think it's safe to say this would be my most disgusting looking shirt. I was tye-dying and had dye left over and decided to make a Nirvana shirt. Is it cute? Probably not but I still wear it.

Most obnoxious shirt? Thanks Hot Chip. I love you guys. This shirt always makes people smile. Or I constantly get asked what a Hot Chip is. Sigh.

Brill!

Aren't the drawings so deep? I mean they touch me because they say SO much with so little. They make my skin crawl because they're so brilliant!

El oh el.

Naw, I'm kidding. But my friend Justin doodles shit randomly and I always like to take pictures so we can laugh at them later. He is an amazing artist though. Go check out some of his legit paintings here

I Wanna Hold Your Hand

I've been listening to For You Blue by The Beatles since 7 o'clock this morning. I swear.

It's one of those songs that makes me feel so girly and angelic, and loved. The type of song that I can picture myself dancing to with Christopher Walken in a suit, WITHOUT a jacket and a fedora on. Clearly I've had detailed fantasies about this moment, just in case you haven't noticed.

The song makes me tilt my head to the side and smile. But of that's because my headphones are broken so music only plays out of them when my head is tilt to the left so what who cares. I'm not much of a romantic but if a boy wrote this song for me I WOULD NOT mind. At all.

*Update* Last night I went to go see Rain: The Beatles Tribute on 47th. Now before you judge me for having such a great time, I was never a Beatles fan. I respected what they were about and all, I've always thought they were hot and I knew the typical songs (Here Comes The Sun, Hello Goodbye, Across The Universe, I am The Walrus and all the rest of the songs on the greatest hits albums). Last night was still so great. Seeing couples holding each other close, hairy arms and all, made me want everything those couple had that night. Seeing the older women in the audience dance like Rain were really the Beatles melted my heart.   

Blahblahblah, go see it!

The only mistake I made that night was wearing fishnets.

Big mistake.

If you're wintering why I think it's such a big deal that I'm a Beatles fan it's because I don't know why it took me so long to get into them when they're all around me.

I also got a few new albums, well not newly released but fresh out DA BOX. I still haven't listened to any from start to finish but boy am I excited to! If you've heard any let me know which one to start with.

Take me to a show..

White Lies - 5/19

Foals / Freelance Whales - 5/04

Matt & Kim - 6/29


Any of these are fine..or! Or you can suprise me?