Saturday, August 27, 2011

Top 5 Things to Do During Hurricane Irene!


1) Charge ALL of your technology:
Who are we kidding, we’re nothing without it! My two days will be well spent watching movie trailers on my new HTC cellular phone, reading the first twenty pages of books I’ve downloaded prior to the big ‘ol storm on my never so useless iPad (yeah, I bet you wish you had one now! 10 hour battery life, WHAT-WHAT?!), and playing Angry Birds on my iTouch.


 2) Rearrange your closet:
It’s one of my favorite pastimes. Sometimes I even like to take pictures of myself in my favorite outfits (think Clueless)…narcissistic? Never. Bored? Obviously, you assumption making asshole!

3) Learn the lyrics to your favorite song:
Or any song for that matter, I personally enjoy learning rap lyrics that make absolutely mean nothing to me.

 “He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach”

4) Pluck those brows:
Super time consuming, and you’ll always end up looking cleaner.


5) Patiently wait for your favorite YouTub-er to make an awesome “Things to Do During Hurricane Irene” list:
Just because I’m sure it'll be funnier, productive, and make more sense than mine.


What are you guys doing on this fine day? Leave a comment below!

Monday, August 01, 2011

The Hot Babe Project


It’s all about Glee and Ryan Murphy

This show is so predictable (it should be called)
“ACCORING TO ME”
KEEP HOLDIN’ ON (ba ba ba ba ba)
‘Cause you know I’ll make it through, I’ll make it through.  

Sing the above in the tone/melody of “Keep Holing On” – I promise, it sounds great.

Anyway, I have no shame in saying I’m a Gleek! Fin, Rachael, that horrible cover of  "Hot Honey Rag" – ALL OF IT!

The Glee Project on the other hand, I’m a little, tad bit embarrassed to say I’m an even bigger fan of that show (not really, just trying to create some dramatic effect). Here’s the thing, I absolutely love show tunes, so if you’re going to create a show where theatrics are high and Wicked song get sung, I’m in. That and I also love watching people butcher songs collectively.  

Anyway, I’m not here to talk about my love for these shows, I’m here to talk about all the cute babes on the show. I mean, seriously? These guys can all get it, and by it I mean a hug and maybe a little cheek action. 

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I’m dreading the day he gets eliminated (ZING?)
HELL-O! He has a super sultry, sexy voice and to top it off he looks like a fucking avatar! He wears a little too much pink for my taste but that’s okay because nothing’s better than a white dude with dreads, am I right? I think he’d be a great addition on Glee because we all see how confident and “mysterious” he always is (but I only give him half the credit because he can’t help that he was born with what I like to call a “SEXY-HOT-MODEL-FOX/WOLF-LOOK THOUGH YOUR EYEBROWS” face).


“Hello, My name is Damien McGinty” 
You have to hear my impression, it’s pretty fricken good, or at least Justin thinks so.

Although a tough, sort of psycho type guy come to mind when I think of an Irish accent – Damian is none of those things, thank god! But just imagine:  "When Glee goes Psycho". That would kind of funny and genius. I’m sure parents wouldn’t like that. They always have sticks up their asses. Whatever. Back to this adorable Irish stud. He's originally a member of Celtic Thunder, ever hear of them? Me either. He belts it out like an old man. Nice, lowwww (and sexy too). He has the cheesy winks down pat but he can’t dance for shit and for some reason that makes him even more charming! BUT if you catch his moves in the background of the “Can’t Touch This” episode I’m sure you’ll be as impressed as I was. All in all, I’m also a sucker for flushed-rosy cheeks and he happens to have those.

Last but not least


*Awkward dances*  POW!
When it comes to a guy I’d actually want to date, this dude hits the home-run. Except sometimes he can be such a pussy! Sorry, dude (If you don’t now what I’m referencing click here). He’s obsessed with the fact the “I’m different” and “nobody’s dresses like me in Texas” HE’S RIGHT. No one wears boots, button-ups, and thick framed glasses. Riooooght. Maybe someone should get him in contact with the other girl who claims the same. Yeah Liz Lee, I’m calling you out! Nonetheless, He’s tall, really cute, faithful*, sings well, has a great smile and  he isn’t afraid to be silly. I like to think he’s my dream boy (don’t we all, ladies), I just wish he was kind of more rough around the edges, which is weird because I never thought I’d say that! I guess sometimes he’s just too…yeah, don’t know. He also kind of resembles Taylor Swift. Gross.

 So who do I think will win THE. GLEE. PRO-JECT?

ERR, probably none of the above mentioned. I'm going to go ahead and say rosy-fun-badass-Damian (666) loving-Hanna. She kills it.

Who do you think will win? And more importantly, who in the cast do you want to get low with?

*kind of

-By the way, I think all these people are extremely talented, so relax.